
The first serious contestant to the 2007 Darwin Awards may already have been found...
In south Wales, a man stapled his hand to a coffee table and ... well couldn't remove it anymore. Ambulance crews were called at 3:30am but were unable to remove the table from the hand (or vice-versa). The "drunk" man was laughing so much that he pretendedly didn't even feel the pain. He did however admit he was imitating Jackass, the "television program" where Johnny Knoxville & friends attempt boring (but dangerous and above all stupid) stunts ...
The Guardian covers the topic best: read the details here.

